Another month in Hollywood, another movie sold. Things were fairly decent, I was able to rent a guest room in Corey Haim's house. After a few days I didn't even notice the smell of cooking methamphetamine. I was approached by New Line Cinema to do create and write a direct-to-DVD production based on one of their notorious flubs that hadn't managed to get the cult following they expected. Hopefully with a sequel, they would manage to bring in more of the original fan base and sell some more "kooky" t-shirts at Hot Topic's across the nation.

So... yeah, I did it:

This film held the longest record for a direct-to-DVD movie to last in Red Box distribution centers: a whole three days of strong rentals... a new record!

You can purchase the DVD through most black market bootleg DVD dealers in the Chinatown section of New York. If you mention my name, you get a free orphan and a bag of crab ragoon for free!